A Few Lame Jokes May 30, 2007
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When you here jokes (nowadays), they’re usually long winded stories that take an hour to tell, or more simply, momma jokes. However, upon looking at the YM Message Boards, I came across some pretty pathetic bad pun jokes, like the ones little kids are used to. Man oh man, do these suck. But hey, some are pretty hilarious:
Why was the Cyclops fired from his job as a teacher?
Because he only had one pupil.
A guy walked into a bar. He said ouch.
What did the Math textbook say to the other Math textbook?
Boy, are we full of problems.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
How to you organize a space party?
You planet.
2 tomatoes were walking over a road, and then 1 of the tomatoes got squashed by a car, the other tomato said: “C’mon ketchup!!”
What’s the difference between a reaaaally long worm and a reaaaally short worm?
The longer worm is longer.
Q. What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A. Where’s my tractor?
Q. What’s green and has blue wheels?
A. Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels.
What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
WATAHHHHHH!!!
yeah first comment. srry but these jokes are so lame u have to laugh.
I find them a lot less lame than the oh so common “Yo mama(momma?)” things.
That’s a good point. The show on MTV is just painful to watch.
Still, I’d consider these PRETTY corny. The one with the stick is just retarded. I wonder who comes up with this stuff…
It’s unnecessarily corny, but compile shit like that together, and you can sell a book!
I lol’d so hard. Terrible jokes.
what do you call cheese thats not yours-NACO CHEESE! hahahahhahah in=m into the hole lame joke thing
What do John The Pope and Winnie The Pooh have in common? Their middle names…
why do u go to bed? a riddle muahahahaha
what is greeen, slimy, bit yellow, smells, long and reallllllly ugly?
your face :)
WHAT SMELLS FISHY?
A DEAD FISH
What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
hey hey
these wer really bad srry
and yes ik there spossed to be lame jokes but these wernt evn the type that u laf at there so bad. there beyond that…
I KNO RIGHT! :|
i love lame jokes!
what do you call someone who isn’t your mom?
Nacho mom!!!!!!!!!!
these jokes are as dry as sand
oh no and i thought i was lame