A Few Lame Jokes May 30, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Comedy, Culture, Funny, Jokes, Lame, Random, Uncategorized, Useless Crap.18 comments
When you here jokes (nowadays), they’re usually long winded stories that take an hour to tell, or more simply, momma jokes. However, upon looking at the YM Message Boards, I came across some pretty pathetic bad pun jokes, like the ones little kids are used to. Man oh man, do these suck. But hey, some are pretty hilarious:
Why was the Cyclops fired from his job as a teacher?
Because he only had one pupil.
A guy walked into a bar. He said ouch.
What did the Math textbook say to the other Math textbook?
Boy, are we full of problems.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
How to you organize a space party?
You planet.
2 tomatoes were walking over a road, and then 1 of the tomatoes got squashed by a car, the other tomato said: “C’mon ketchup!!”
What’s the difference between a reaaaally long worm and a reaaaally short worm?
The longer worm is longer.
Q. What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor?
A. Where’s my tractor?
Q. What’s green and has blue wheels?
A. Grass, I was just kidding about the wheels.
What’s Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
WATAHHHHHH!!!
Artist of the Week: Royksopp May 29, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Music.1 comment so far
Ever seen this Geico commercial?
[Youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H02iwWCrXew"]
The extremely catchy, and somewhat odd song in the background is by Royksopp, a Norwegian electronic group. Known for offbeat videos and their unique style, the duo has hit new strides with their music, winning several awards and having their music featured in a number of commercials.
On a side note, the Geico Cavemen are getting their own TV show, leaving me with only one question. Who will actually watch it?
Cubone? May 25, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Pokemon, Random.10 comments
I’m not condoning this. Weird…
(Flickr.com-The Endless Waltz)
Pokedex Entries May 25, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Uncategorized.4 comments
A rather interesting forum discussion is on Gamespot, detailing the most disturbing entries in the ever worthless Pokedex. Thought I’d mention a few of the more interesting ones:
Drifloon’s Pearl Dex entry:
It tugs on the hands of children to steal them away. However, it gets pulled around instead.
Banette: A doll that became a pokemon over its grudge from being junked. It seeks the child that disowned it.
Kabutops, Silver:
With sharp claws, this ferocious, ancient Pokémon rips apart prey and sucks their body fluids.
Its body is hollow. It is said that those who look into its body are sucked into the void.
Dusclops.
From Sapphire:
Metagross is the result of two Metang achieving fusion. When hunting, this Pokémon pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.
Drowzee in Silver: It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children’s are much tastier.
Togekiss
It does not appear where there is strife. Its sightings have become rare recently.
Kadabra’s FireRed Dex entry:
It happened one morning – a boy with extrasensory powers awoke in bed transformed into Kadabra.
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We’ve done it fellows. May 24, 2007
Posted by The Velcromancer in Uncategorized.3 comments
What’s that? Do I hear end of the year? I sure do. One short week, one long week, and we’re set, aren’t we? Oh my oh my oh my. What should we do to pass the time? Might I suggest STUDYING? Cracking down and really hitting at it? Sure! Why not?
Ahahaha! Yeah right!
Free time… Wait, time isn’t free. May 24, 2007
Posted by Nebroc in Bunnies, Random Art.3 comments
A bit of free time in socail strudies, and to stop from falling asleep your mind can become quite creative.
Sorry that it was bunnies but thats just what i think of when in that class. Just imagane what is going through my head in spamish class wear everyone seems to speak some alein langauge. Yes i meant spamish. U know SPAM the odorless meat chunk no one buys.
P.S This is just a sketch just watch and wait for the real deal.
Those Cookies May 24, 2007
Posted by Nebroc in Comedy, Funny, Random, Uncategorized.5 comments
Does anyone remember back in the day when we were little kids and we used to sing “who took the cookies from the cookie jar?”. Well does anyone realize that the person who started it was usually the culprit. Also, if someone comes asking who took the cookies, don’t you think they were in the cookie jar trying to get some cookies?
See it’s all about the reverse psychology. Make everyone blame each other while you hoard all the cookies. Meh heh he.
A Weird Draft Lottery… May 23, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Uncategorized.1 comment so far
Aaagh! What just happened? The draft lottery, one of the most important in years, has just been thrown completely out of whack. Nothing makes sense anymore…
14. Los Angeles Clippers: No Big Surprise, should probably go with Al Thornton, another guy to complement Elton Brand.
13. New Orleans: Same as above. This is a pretty decent team, a solid pick in a deep draft can be a huge help. Jeff Green can run with Chris Paul, and brings versatility.
12. Philly: A lowe pick than one would have thought. Should go with Spencer Hawes, get a more consistent big man to go alongside the new AI.
11. Atlanta: Acie Law, an excellent fit for the Hawks. This team needs a point guard, and the All-American can push them up the court.
10. Sacramento: An odd team, messed up with bad contracts and old veterans. They can use some life. In other words, Joakim Noah.
9. Chicago: Darn it! The Bulls could have had Oden…Oh well. This team can only go farther. They need a solid post player, and Roy Hibbert fits the bill.
8. Charlotte: Another team with an awfully low pick. They can use some defensive help and consistency, so Corey Brewer is smart choice.
7. Minnesota: Trade Garnett. This franchise is all but dead. The 7th pick can only go so far, they might as well take Julian Wright.
6. Milwaukee: They should be pretty happy they got this pick. They should have been in the playoffs. Now, if they take Mike Conley, getting a point guard to replace TJ Ford and bringing a ditributor for Michael Redd..
5. Boston: Ahahahahaha, the looks on Boston Fan’s faces are priceless. This team has been fudged heavily. They need to shake things up, and go for Yi Jianlian, a 7 foot guard/foward who can go 360 from the free throw line. Ridiculous, I know.
4. Memphis: Another one that got screwed over. Al Horford is their best bet.
3. Atlanta: Lucky. Very Lucky. Take an athletic power foward with Brandan Wright, now you have Joe Johnson, Josh Smith, Acie Law, Wright, and other athletic players. Come next season, this can be one dangerous team.
2. Seattle: Absoultely horrifying. How can team so dull, crappy, and with such pitiful jerseys get one of the finest players in years? Who knows. They’ll have Durant, but they need some help.
1. Portland: The big shocker. Less than a 5% chance, and now they get Oden. With Randolph, Roy, Oden, and Aldridge, you’ve got one heck of a nucleus for years to come. Portland has to be going insane, their team is set for a decade.
Note: Roy Hibbert has taken his name out of the draft. Crap…
Where Lost Luggage Goes May 22, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Uncategorized.add a comment
People lose their bags in airports constantly. It’s just a fact of life. Sometimes people manage to reclaim their bags and sometimes people will just steal them. But when nobody comes to grab their stuff, it heads over to Scottsboro, Alabama. Once it gets there, it goes to the Unclaimed Baggage Center, a freaking sprawling store with everyone’s personal items for sale. WTF indeed.
After about 2 months, the stuff is shipped to this center, and any bum can waltz in to buy YOUR stuff at a fraction of the price. There’s even a website , although the store itself is more expansive, stocking thousands of new items each day. So if you ever lose your stuff again, you know where to go.
(found this stuff on Platypuscomix.net)
Naruto Headbands? May 20, 2007
Posted by moneysworthless in Anime, Comics, Naruto, Random, TV, Uncategorized, Useless Crap.12 comments
I’ve been looking around for a decent Naruto themed headband. Most of them are imports and whatnot, so you get the usual prices, 10 times actual value. Pointless, yes, but they’re easily better than any Jordan brand crap.
There’s a leaf village headband at Amazon.
And Toywiz has a bunch of the official ones, with each character’s (Rock Lee, Sasuke, etc.) Not that any sane person would want a Sasuke headband. =)
